Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the "What Are We Doing?" podcast. My name is Levi, and this is episode 151. Strap in, because today, we're diving headfirst into the wild and wacky world of politics, absurdity, and the downright bizarre.

To kick things off, let's talk about the next president of the United States. Elections matter, folks. When people vote, they order what they want, and this time, they got exactly what they asked for. It's time for us to do what we've been doing, and that time is every day. We need to talk about the significance of the passage of time. When you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.

Standing here on the Northern flank, the Eastern flank, talking about our NATO allies, we see a country in Europe called Ukraine being invaded by a bigger, more powerful country called Russia. It's wrong, plain and simple. We must work together to address the challenges we face and seize the moment to make possible what is unburdened by what has been.

Switching gears, let’s dive into the chaotic political landscape. We're dumping Trump, he's out, and Biden is out too. Biden sent a breakup tweet, and now, in the style of a high school drama, we're moving on. Trump got shot 13 days ago, Biden’s out, and Kamala Harris is stepping up with record-setting donations and support. America wanted someone younger, and now it seems we're getting Kamala Harris as the nominee.

What’s up with this word salad, though? Is it the MK Ultra that scrambles politicians' brains? Trump, Biden, and even Kamala—they all have their moments of verbal chaos. And speaking of chaos, JD Vance, who’s apparently always supported Trump, is now a vice-presidential nominee. Vance, the author of “Hillbilly Elegy,” has some…interesting stories from his youth, let’s say. Latex gloves and couch cushions? What are we doing?

As we ponder the strange political maneuvers and endorsements, the question remains: who do we want? A coconut-falling Kamala or a murky Joe Biden? It’s an election cycle for the ages, with surprises around every corner. And JD Vance? Keep him off your couch, folks.

Now, on a lighter note, let’s talk about the Olympics. Snoop Dogg is there, carrying the torch, living his best life. Snoop Dogg, who has done everything from cereal endorsements to owning a football team, is now lighting up the Olympics. Can we just appreciate how Snoop Dogg has managed to live out every dream he’s ever had? It’s inspirational.

Switching to some personal news, I’ve been busy. I just got back from a grand opening event for another Dunkin' Donuts. DJ Daddy Donuts, out here cooking up some batter and playing tunes to turn cars into a Dunkin' factory. We had a blast with the mascot, raffles, and free coffee for a year. People showed up in droves, and we even gave away a 65-inch TV. What are we doing, right?

In other news, Tim Dillon is returning to Netflix with a new talk show-style special on America and current events. Tim’s no-holds-barred humor will surely make this special a must-watch, especially with the backdrop of the upcoming election. Tim’s podcast, "The Tim Dillon Show," averages a million viewers a week, proving his unique take on politics and society resonates with many.

As we wrap up this episode, let’s talk about something crucial for all the new podcasters out there: consistency. If you’re starting a podcast, just put out episodes. Stick to your craft and give it time. Genuine content, face-to-face interactions, and being the face of your brand are what will drive your success.

And with that, it’s time to catch 75 more Pokémon, get my Link cable ready, and maybe fall out of a coconut tree or two. Thanks for tuning in to episode 151 of the "What Are We Doing?" podcast. Until next time, keep asking, "What are we doing?" and let’s keep it weird.

You just fell out of a coconut tree, you exist in the coconut tree. Catch you next week, folks!

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